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WBBSG, pretend I'm a pharmaceutical company and read my response to your post....

From: maneless pretending to be a drug company
Date: 1/7/2002
Time: 3:32:51 PM
Remote Name: 198.106.165.148

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WBBSG,

Thanks for clearing up the issue for us. That fool maneless has been trying to get us take hairloss seriously by telling us that hairloss does damage to people's lives. He has been telling us that there aren't many women who will date a bald guy, and that many of the women who are married to bald guys cheat on their bald husbands.

We were kind of feeling bad for bald men because of this stuff maneless has been telling us and so we were going to cure hairloss, but now that we've seen your post saying that bald guys do not need hair to get women and that you see that bald men are having an easy time with women we now feel that there is no real reason to cure hairloss.

You see it costs between 300 and 500 million dollars to bring a drug to market and we were also thinking about curing athritis but since it's so expensive to cure diseases we only have the money to cure one disease right now. Also, we only have so many scientists and so much equipment and materials so we also don't really have enough of those resources to cure both hairloss and arthritis.

We can only cure one disease or the other and that fool maneless had us thinking that you bald guys were having a hard time securing mates and procreating. Well, when he was alleging that we kind of felt bad for him and bald guys in general, but you cleared up the whole situation for us and now thanks to you we know that bald guys are not having any real difficulty with women and bald guys can get women to be their mates so there is no real justification for us to waste all that money, and all our equipment and materials, and the time of our scientists on curing hairloss when hairloss does not really do any real damage to guys lives. You see, if hairloss prevented/inhibited guys from getting women/mates then that would be serious and tragic and we would help guys if that were the case, but since you have proven guys do not need hair to get women then there is no real way we can justify consuming all those resources on growing hair on bald people's heads.

The people with arthritis claim that arthritis is damaging their lives so we are going to cure them instead. Men only want hair because the men like the way they look with hair, but the hairloss is not really damaging their lives as you have proven to us. Again, thanks for proving that men do not need hair and that bald men can get women and that there is no reason for us to waste resources on curing baldness. Thanks to you we will forget all about baldness and instead we will use our resources to cure arthritis, after all, people with arthritis do allege that their lives are being damaged due to them having arthritis.

Have a nice life and have fun playing around with all those women since the fact that you are missing hair is not stopping women from being all over you.

Sincerely yours,

A drug company that was thinking about curing hairloss until you convinced us that men do not need hair to get women.

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